Dear Swine Flu:
Well, well, well…. causing quite the commotion are we? It’s funny how quickly you rose to fame, when you really haven’t done much of anything. You’re like the Paris Hilton of seasonal illnesses. Everyday, newspapers, national cable networks, and political leaders are reminding all humans that Planet Earth is one step closer to complete and utter destruction at your expense. Emergency rooms across the country are flooded with worried hypochondriacs, who hold a variety of swine flu symptoms such as “scratchy throat”, “aches and pains”, and “I ate pork a week ago”. Theaters are closed, proms are postponed, and handshakes are no longer an acceptable form of greeting. The WHO and CDC medical experts have raised the level of
On average, 36,000 American citizens die every year from what we refer to as the “common flu”. In fact, a thousand people have died since January from flu strains other than the so-called swine flu. Although real people have lost their lives to you, they are all coming from Mexico. Even the child who passed away in Texas only crossed the border for hospital treatment. Is it a cause for concern for US or other countries, for that matter? Or is it just another example of the Mexican government’s disregard for precious human life? For years, health officials have warned against a type of flu that was created from a mixture of human and animal genetic material. Finally, the day came when we were faced with it, and there was no vaccination to prevent humans from catching it. In my opinion, the world had to overreact to your presence, swine flu. I mean, don’t you try to avoid being wrong by pointing fingers at others?
And what’s with the name anyway? As stated, you didn’t even develop from pigs. You’re a mixture of birds, humans, and pigs, to be quite honest. But on second thought, the HINI Virus doesn’t roll so easily off the tongue, does it? Unfortunately, pigs are getting the blame, with millions of pigs being slaughtered in areas with only one unconfirmed case.
So there it is, swine flu. We may have to continue hearing about you until the next pirate-hostage situation occurs near Somalia, or a crazed gunman murders his family due to economic stress. You might be able to scare the world into thinking you’re the second coming of the 1918 pandemic. But until I see you kill off 40-50 million people, I’m not impressed. I’ll be washing my hands frequently, vigilant of those who may be feeling under the weather, but that’s only because I’ve been doing it my whole life (I thought we were suppose to). You don’t scare me.
But I will be wearing a surgical mask to work tomorrow.
Love & Peace,
K